The Goldberg Suicide First came the dominoes. When he stepped out into the hallway that morning, he nearly tripped over them. An impossibly long line of colorful dominoes stretched down the hallway in both directions, like the centerline of some demented highway. He edged down the right side of the corridor, taking care not to knock a single domino out of line. Upon reaching the stairwell, he found that they even snaked down the steps; each crooked stair was adorned with colorful wooden rectangles. Following the path to its termination, he found himself standing in the kitchen. The one responsible for laying the bricks was nowhere to be found. Calling out fo